mllesouthernbelle:

bypassedthecompressor:

i made a college vine compilation b/c Suffering™️

(warning for loud noise in some of them)

It’s funny cause it’s true

merrily-rolling:

patrickat:

I feel uplifted by the fact that Carrie Fisher did not allow death to prevent her from attending nearly every Women’s March today around the globe.

STRIKE HER DOWN AND SHE WILL BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE.

renegadebusiness:
“I feel like I’m having a fever dream
”

renegadebusiness:

I feel like I’m having a fever dream

thedarkmatteralchemist:

penis-hilton:

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

Betty White, last of the jedi.

justgot1:

ladyprydian:

xdreamingnightmaresx:

kvotheunkvothe:

brodingershat:

That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.

I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.

This is mE

Secondhand embarrassment. I’ve got it. 

I sometimes mute movies or tv shows to avoid it. Especially if I know it’s coming. 

I TOTALLY DO THIS.

blacktwittercomedy:
“ How to be Petty™ 101
”

blacktwittercomedy:

How to be Petty™ 101

fartgallery:

*having sex*

partner: how does that feel?

me [checking my mood ring]: uh… normal/cool

dustycats:

honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok

godguy0001:
“ professsorlayton:
“look at this shit. look. at. this. shit. it has fifteen thousand notes. what does it mean? why does a picture of the pin k panther with a to do lis that makes NO SENSE have fiFTEEN FUCKING NOTES. WHY. my mom could...

godguy0001:

professsorlayton:

look at this shit. look. at. this. shit. it has fifteen thousand notes. what does it mean? why does a picture of the pin k panther with a to do lis that makes NO SENSE have fiFTEEN FUCKING NOTES. WHY. my mom could make better posts that this shit. what even. fuck tumblr.

looks like someone doesnt know what to do.
to do.
to do, to do, to do, to do, to dooooooooooooo, dodododododo